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The Golfing Nun
A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. ‘What troubles you, Sister?’ asked the Mother Superior. ‘I thought this was the day...
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Retirement at Last!
One day Terry decided to retire… He booked himself on a Mexican Riviera cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other...
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Mike’s Funeral
Mike works hard at nothing but spends two nights each week bowling, And plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she Takes him to a local strip...
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Busy Day at the Office
My boss phoned me today, he said, “Is everything okay at the office?” I said, “Yes, it’s all under control. It’s been a very busy day, I haven’t stopped.” “Can you do me a favor?” he asked. I said,...
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The Old Lady and the Golfers
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a...
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The Golfer and the Dentist
A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about...
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50 Shades of Golf
Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years. This year, Ralph’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news. Two...
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Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
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Male Sensitivity
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance...
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The Old Golfer’s Hand Job
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging...
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Golf in Heaven
Two 70-year-old men had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Joe visited him every day. One day Joe said, “Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we...
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